The Samurai and Konichiwa are back with their weekly haikus! While you foolish Americans were busy stuffing yourselves with turkey and yams, we were meditating on the meaning of life and were revealed secret truths about this week’s NFL games (Buddha is a BIG fan of the Chiefs. I know, random!). Please, use any predictions we make in these haikus for your personal gain, just cut us a little off the top.
Dolphins get first win
Ricky gets one hundred yards
From: Cam, To: Santa
Feely looked okay
But know what A.J. stands for?
Ain’t no Jaworski
No longer Pittsburgh
The Steelers’ dirty new name
The Pigpen Steelers
Garrard verse Peyton
Just doesn’t seem fair at all
Jags: Lock of the week!
Browns kicker is clutch
Rackers couldn’t kick a cold
I could beat up both
Chicago’s offense
Is now just their special teams
I hope Rex can block
The game of the year
I’ll watch Grey’s Anatomy
NFL Network?!?
Kitna is Jesus
Peterson’s Purple Jesus
And I am confused
Bucs are lookin’ tough
But I love Mardi Gras, so
Saints upset of week
Pats won a close one
So the line on this week’s game
Is only twenty
It is not Norv’s fault
That Rivers can’t throw the ball
And Shawne’s off the ‘roids
Last year’s team pic (top) and this year’s team pic (bottom)
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