Maybe I’m blinded by love, but I refuse to hear what my associate Pettey is talking about. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the NBA at all. In fact, with all the media overkill, the league has never been better. What people like Pettey don’t understand is that the NBA has very little to do with what happens on the court. It’s about the drama, baby. The NBA is like “As the World Turns” for men. So don’t tell me that someone like Tim Donaghy is going to ruin the league that I adore. He just adds to the plot. He’s like Ralphie on the Sopranos - you hated him, but he really made the show better.


Here’s a few more reasons why the NBA is better off than it’s ever been.
The Next Jordan
In no other league does a player get hyped up more before he’s ever set foot on the court than in the NBA. Here’s a list of players who have carried the title of The Next Jordan: Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Allen Iverson, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Harold Miner, Penny Hardaway, Grant Hill, Jerry Stackhouse, Tracy McGrady, and your mother. While some of these players are great in their own right, they will never ever live up to the expectations put on them by being labeled the next Jordan. My favorite people on this list are the busts. Guys like Jerry Stackhouse and Vince Carter crumbled under the weight of the pressure and frankly, that makes for good television. But “The Next Jordan” also has its good stories. The fact that Lebron James is almost as good as his hype was when he was 17 is remarkable. Sidenote: The only one on that list who was nicknamed after Michael was Harold Miner (aka Baby Jordan).
The Offseason
The offseason of the NBA is arguably better than the actual season. I’m totally okay with that. Let’s review this year: Kobe demanding a trade, Kevin Garnett being traded to the Celtics, Greg Oden and Kevin Durant getting drafted, Greg Oden then getting a devestating injury to end his year before it started, Isiah Thomas’s court case, Shawn Marion not being happy in Phoenix, and Tim Donaghy rigging games. I also heard that Kevin Garnett is having Steve Nash’s baby, and Dirk Nowitzki is PISSED about it.
Gilbert Arenas
I’m a die hard Wizards fan, but even if I wasn’t, I would still love this man. He shouts out “Hibachi” when he shoots. He plays online poker at halftime of every game to keep his competitive edge. He beat teammate Deshawn Stevenson in a 3-point shooting contest while doing it one handed without having his feet leave the ground…and then put it on youtube. He writes a blog where he tells stories about his girlfriend and him getting into a fight. He hit a game winning shot from 5 feet behind the 3-point line and didn’t even watch it go in. He is on the cover of NBA Live ‘08 and claims to play it ten hours a day. I’m telling you, this guy is special…Helen Keller special.

TNT
Flat out the best sports coverage on TV today. Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith are great. If you can get past the fact that Charles Barkley loves himself, you can see that he has no fear of calling players/teams out for lack of effort. Also, one of TNT’s best assets is that it doesn’t have a sponsor for every single thing in its broadcast like ESPN. (By the way, go to www.ticketsofamerica.com for the best seats to all your favorite sporting events!)
Fantasy Basketball
No, it’s not nearly as good as fantasy football or baseball. But what the heck am I supposed to do with myself during January and February? Those are the dog days of winter, and as a professional bum I need things to occupy my time. Changing my fantasy basketball lineup everyday fills that precious gap between toasting my pop tarts and organizing my sock drawer.
