Yes, Samurai and Konichiwa are back for another week of sushi, haikus, and poorly dubbed movies. But before we begin, we would like to give our endorsement to one team on behalf of the entire nation of Japan - the Cleveland Browns. There are many reasons we love the Browns and believe they will go on to win the Super Bowl. First, Romeo Cremmel looks a lot like Buddha. Second, Jamaal Lewis is training to be a samurai warrior who specializes in breaking tackles (did you see that run last week???). Third, in the official 2007 Cleveland Browns book, Derek Anderson lists his favorite movie as “Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift”. We also just find it hysterical that they are called the Browns but their helmet is clearly orange. Stupid Americans! Hahahaha!!!
Vikings are on fire
But have a tough road ahead
Best part of this game
Is when the game is over
And coaches shake hands
Pittsburgh versus Jacksonville
Pitt’s safety Smith
Can guarantee that next year
He’s cut by Steelers
Look out for Seahawks
Hasselback can do no wrong
‘Hawks lock of the week
Cincinnatti versus San Francisco
It’s on Saturday???
I hate NFL Network
Thank god this game sucks
Oh, Sage Rosenfels
Best Jewish QB alive!
Sorry Jay Fiedler.
Who is Todd Collins?
I think I remember him,
He’s on Tecmo Bowl
Detroit versus San Diego
Detroit just can’t win.
Lions are fading faster
Than Jon Kitna’s faith.
Ravens quit on coach
Finally the perfect chance
For ‘Fins to upset!!!!
Message to Marvin:
Colts don’t miss you all that much,
Time to retire?
Watch Wade on sidelines,
He doesn’t do anything
Garrett coach of year?
No one can stop them!
Browns won’t lose again this year!
Super Bowl, baby!!!
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