Week 14 NFL Haiku Previews

It’s time again for our weekly haikus, but these aren’t as easy to make as one might think. Now that we’re deep into the season, a lot of these games are totally meaningless and draw no interest whatsoever (except in our Japanese Fantasy Football League - the winner gets sushi, a bottle of sake, and a Hyundai!). So again, leave this to the professionals.
Indianapolis versus Baltimore

Billick blows kisses

If he thinks Harrison’s hot,

Check out Bob Sanders!

Pittsburgh versus New England

The line on this game

Has a heavy favorite

Refs are +15


Donaghy will ref all Patriots games from now on

Buffalo v. Miami

I don’t understand

How the Bills are 6 and 6

‘FINS UPSET OF WEEK!!!!

San Diego versus Tennessee

Chargers in first place

Despite how bad Rivers is

Norv - Coach of the Year

N.Y. Giants versus Philadelphia

Eli or A.J.?

There’s really no difference

Except their pay check

Carolina versus Jacksonville

Panthers in playoffs?

Only in the NFC

6 and 10 gets in?!?

Cleveland versus N.Y. Jets

You knew that the Browns

Could not keep it up all year

Jets lock of the week

Arizona versus Seattle

Battle of the birds

Both teams could make the playoffs

It’s hunting season!!!

And Kearney sacks Warner!!!
Detroit versus Dallas

Kitna is failing

Romo’s dating J.Simpson

I’ll take Romo’s god

Houston versus Tampa Bay

One team just plain sucks

The other plays in Tampa

Rather watch hockey

Minnesota versus San Francisco

Vikings are red hot

Forty Niners are ice cold

This game is luke warm

Chicago versus Washington

We’ll be at the game!

22 freaking degrees

Please pass the bourbon

Who needs a winter coat when you’ve got whiskey???

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