It’s time again for our weekly haikus, but these aren’t as easy to make as one might think. Now that we’re deep into the season, a lot of these games are totally meaningless and draw no interest whatsoever (except in our Japanese Fantasy Football League - the winner gets sushi, a bottle of sake, and a Hyundai!). So again, leave this to the professionals.
Indianapolis versus Baltimore
Billick blows kisses
If he thinks Harrison’s hot,
Check out Bob Sanders!
The line on this game
Has a heavy favorite
Refs are +15

Donaghy will ref all Patriots games from now on
I don’t understand
How the Bills are 6 and 6
‘FINS UPSET OF WEEK!!!!
Chargers in first place
Despite how bad Rivers is
Norv - Coach of the Year
N.Y. Giants versus Philadelphia
Eli or A.J.?
There’s really no difference
Except their pay check
Panthers in playoffs?
Only in the NFC
6 and 10 gets in?!?
You knew that the Browns
Could not keep it up all year
Jets lock of the week
Battle of the birds
Both teams could make the playoffs
It’s hunting season!!!

And Kearney sacks Warner!!!
Detroit versus Dallas
Kitna is failing
Romo’s dating J.Simpson
I’ll take Romo’s god
One team just plain sucks
The other plays in Tampa
Rather watch hockey
Minnesota versus San Francisco
Vikings are red hot
Forty Niners are ice cold
This game is luke warm
We’ll be at the game!
22 freaking degrees
Please pass the bourbon

Who needs a winter coat when you’ve got whiskey???







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