Before we begin our haikus, we would like to take a moment to reveal to you that D.Rob and his ridiculous alias (Samurai) have not been writing all these poems by himself. He has had help from Pettey, who has come up with his own stupid nickname - “Konichiwa”. In reality, the two of them should be referred to as “Milli” and “Vanilli”, but unfortunately we couldn’t get the hairstyle right. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope that you enjoy your weekly haikus.
(On a sidenote, I would like to say that last week, the great Samurai made 2 picks in his haikus - the lock of the week and the upset of the week. The lock was the Steelers and the upset was the Chargers. For those scoring at home, that’s 2 for 2. Maybe you guys should pay closer attention to me.)
Big Ben runs wild!
Its just as dangerous as
When he drives wild!
Oakland v. Minnesota
Peterson is out
I guess if he is Jesus
Chester is Judas?
Chicago v. Seattle
Rex in, Griese out
What does this mean for the Bears?
Pretty much nothing
St. Louis v. San Francisco
Bye weeks are all done
Maybe thats not a good thing
Who wants to watch this?
No talent on Bucs
But talent is in the stands
Garcia’s wife’s hot!
Buffalo is tough
Especially when its cold
As Belichick’s heart
U.S.C. QB’s
Back on the same field again
Now get paid legit
Someone should warn Favre
That I’m picking the Panthers
And I’m never wrong
In last week’s matchup
Roy Williams dropped 5 catches
Don’t quit your day job
Best rivalry in sports?
Well certainly not this year
Cowboys lock of week
Baltimore stole Browns
New Browns stole Jamaal Lewis
Let’s call it even
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