Who needs tickets?

With the first pick in top events for the week ending June 24, the people of America select Greg Oden, I mean Wicked - the spellbinding Broadway musical about the story of the witches from Oz.

With the second pick in top events for the week ending June 24, ticket buyers around the nation select… Kevin Durant, er the Boston Red Sox - the American League East leaders.

With the third pick in top events for the week ending June 24, concert fanatics from coast to coast select Al Horford, sorry, The Police - the legendary three-piece band from Britain.

With the fourth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, people just like you select Mike Conley Jr, mentira, the 2007 Gold Cup Final - the game team USA won 2-1 against Mexico.

With the fifth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, theater goers from east to west select Jeff Green, oops, Jersey Boys - the story of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

With the sixth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, US citizens from sea to shining sea select Li Jianlian, dang it, the New York Yankees - a team that fails every year it doesn’t win the World Series.

With the seventh pick in top events for the week ending June 24, everybody and their neighbor select Corey Brewer, or rather, Jimmy Buffett - a lifetime resident of Margaritaville.

With the eighth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, Major League Baseball’s faithful select Brandan Wright, perdon, the Chicago Cubs - the second place team in the National League Central.

With the ninth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, 80s metal heads throughout the land select Joakim Noah, my bad, Bon Jovi - the popular glam metal band from New Jersey.

With the tenth pick in top events for the week ending June 24, we select Spencer Hawes… Ok i’ll stop already, but my mind’s still on last night’s NBA Draft. The Dave Matthews Band - the popular American rock band from Charlottesville Virginia.

Get the best seats for all of the above at Tickets of America. Enjoy the games and shows. I’m out.